Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
I'm going to kick my feet up then stare at the fan
Turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants
Nobody's going to tell me I can't
I'll be lounging on the couch
just chilling in my Snuggie
Click to MTV
So they can teach me how to dougie
Because in my castle I'm the freaking man
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all, nothing at all
Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
Find a really nice girl,
Have some really nice sex
And she's going to scream out
This is great
-Oh my god, this is great-
Yeah, I might mess around
And get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh yes, I said it, I said it
I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
No, I ain't going to comb my hair
Because I ain't going anywhere
No, no...
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose
Yeah, yeah...
Oh, today I don't feel like doing anything
I just want to lay in my bed
Don't feel like picking up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
Because today I swear I'm not doing anything
Nothing at all
(bis)